Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Make a fool of yourself, and you're on your own!
This is Club Laugh! Read the constitution and the proposed budget to get a grip on the depth of this serious project. See. Read. Understand and laugh. Here is theClub Laugh! Constitution:
The Club Laugh Constitution:
Preamble: People are too serious. Life is not that serious. Take a good look around you. There is humor in most everything, well
almost everything, but even in tragedy if you do not, on some level maintain your sense of humor, you risk losing yourself. We need more laughter, hence…
Article I We are Club Laugh! Also known as The Laughing Club.
Article II Our purpose is to raise the serotonin levels in our brains in order to promote better health
through laughter.
Article III We take our authority from our guts, our windpipes, our whimsy and that of others, irony, isms and schisms, literature, philosophy, blasphemy, idiocy and the like, as well indirectly from beloved school principle, the supers of districts small
and large, and the board of education. When all else fails we’ll fake it ‘til we make it.
Article IV Members must be able to laugh either vocally or discreetly, and are either enrolled or employed at our beloved school.
Article V We meet spontaneously, announced and un-announced whenever the belly moves us.
Article VI We have no officers. There are no monies to collect. There is only laughter, for however long it lasts.
Article VII Elections are irrelevant in the world of laughter. Splinter organizations are encouraged and no credit to Club Laugh! required.
Article VIII Committees of Anticipation, Exuberance, Hysteria, and Gut Wrenchers meet as often as possible. Committee members are self-appointed and have no power over Club Laugh! nor our beloved school's governance.
Article IX Amendments will be abundant but not as abundant as the laughter.
Our Budget:
It is written: that many go laughing all the way to the bank, and yet this is often at the expense of others. Money, like comedy is serious business and has no place in Club Laugh! We ask ourselves: will money make us laugh? We do not think so. Therefore, we have no use for it in our club.
Blissfully yours,
~The perpetually broke*
*Remember: The word JOB is an acronym for Just Over Broke!
